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Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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