I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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