Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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