I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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