doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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