dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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