i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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