Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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