im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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