so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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