She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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