sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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