and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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