their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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