no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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