dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
now i know why i became what i already was.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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