He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
you never un-have a 4some
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