When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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