Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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