So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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