2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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