I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
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