I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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