Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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