What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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