I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I cut my penus on the lid.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
do nipples grow back?
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