Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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