i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
i came on her dog
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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