Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
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