Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Also, beer. Big fan.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I would fuck him just for his dog
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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