Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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