My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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