Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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