I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I've blown a few things in my day
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Operation Purity has been aborted
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
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