when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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