my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Found the puke drawer
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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