Who did Billy Mays play for?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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