you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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