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Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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