I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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