All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize
