Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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