bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
i believe in u and ur pee
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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