Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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