im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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