you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Randomize
