I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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