It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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