Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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