So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Holy sore nipples Batman
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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