Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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