i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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