Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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