Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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