So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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