I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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