You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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