he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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