I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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