Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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